If Alexander Siddig Were Your Boyfriend - The Toast:
If Alexander Siddig were your boyfriend, he would ruefully admit to your friends over dinner that the Dornish storyline in Season 5 of Game of Thrones was a hot mess. You would get into a bit of a lather on his behalf (“what could he even hope to DO with that writing?”). Afterwards, in a spot of silence on the way back home from the restaurant, he’d squeeze your hand appreciatively and whisper, “Vengeance. Justice. Fire and blood.”